Bam’s Big Book of Betrayals

Bam’s Book of Betrayals: Volume I — The Sock Heard ’Round the Hall

Every Pantheon has its sacred texts. Some record miracles. Some record prophecies. Bam’s Book of Betrayals records the crimes.

This chronicle begins with a single, devastating act: the Unspoken Sock Swap. A relic of great personal importance — Bam’s cherished mitten-sock hybrid, infused with the scent of naps, sunbeams, and mild resentment — vanished under mysterious circumstances. What followed was a spiral of suspicion, side‑eye, and dramatic floor flops that shook the Hall of Shared Offerings to its core.

Here, in these scrolls, Bam recounts each perceived treachery with the gravity of a queen wronged and the theatrical flourish of a feline historian who knows her audience. And as always, the accused will have their turn in the Confessional Room… whether they deserve it or not.