Bam’s Big Book of Betrayals
The First Betrayal - The Day of the Unspoken Sock Swap
"I trusted her with my left mitten. She gave it to Dan." — Bam, probably
It began with a sock. Not just any sock—a sacred, slightly crunchy relic from Bam’s winter stash, worn only during moonlit mischief and ceremonial zoomies. She left it in the Hall of Shared Offerings, trusting Speck to guard it with her life (or at least her tail). But Speck, in a moment of glitter-brained chaos, traded it to Dan for a half-eaten cheese puff and a promise of eternal friendship.
Dan never honored the promise. The cheese puff was stale. The sock was lost. Bam’s trust fractured like a dropped crystal on tile.
Thus was inscribed the First Betrayal.