Tiny Tales: Lady Bagel Bites Emerges
In the quiet hours of the evening, a great disturbance rippled through the Bagel Lineage. Dan and Bagel Bites were locked in a heated beef, tails puffed, pride wounded, and the air thick with unspoken accusations.
I stepped in as the Judge of the Pantheon, prepared to scold them both, when suddenly—
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE.
Bagel Bites… is a girl.
Lady Bagel Bites of the Hidden Lineage emerged at last, her secret identity revealed not by prophecy, but by pure household chaos. Dan’s dreams of a personal harem died instantly, and I—Sovereign Mother of Organized Chaos—scheduled him a vet appointment before he could file a complaint with the universe.
Thus concludes the Late Gender Reveal, a tale of mistaken identity, shattered ambitions, and one very smug little lady.