Tiny Tales: Lady Bagel Bites Emerges

In the quiet hours of the evening, a great disturbance rippled through the Bagel Lineage. Dan and Bagel Bites were locked in a heated beef, tails puffed, pride wounded, and the air thick with unspoken accusations.

I stepped in as the Judge of the Pantheon, prepared to scold them both, when suddenly—

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE.

Bagel Bites… is a girl.

Lady Bagel Bites of the Hidden Lineage emerged at last, her secret identity revealed not by prophecy, but by pure household chaos. Dan’s dreams of a personal harem died instantly, and I—Sovereign Mother of Organized Chaos—scheduled him a vet appointment before he could file a complaint with the universe.

Thus concludes the Late Gender Reveal, a tale of mistaken identity, shattered ambitions, and one very smug little lady.

Kandy Rogers

Kandy Rogers is a creator, storyteller, and ritual architect who transforms everyday life into living mythology. Through handcrafted objects, symbolic design, and narrative-rich spaces, she builds emotional worlds where memory, joy, and meaning take center stage. Her work blends practical craft with mythic imagination, honoring the small sacred moments that shape a household’s legend. Many of her handcrafted objects are offered for purchase, allowing others to bring a piece of that mythology into their own lives.

https://Lavenderwolfcrafts.com
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